I Distrust Third Parties Size:M relaxed through the shoulders

relaxed through the shoulders

or late-night studio sessions

The shirt features an illustrated astronaut cat cradling a Bitcoin emblem with the phrase “I need my Sats” above—a cheeky nod to crypto enthusiasts and cat lovers who enjoy quirky

The heavyweight cotton drapes relaxed and durable

I Distrust Third Parties Size:M relaxed through the shouldersThis heavyweight garment dyed tee speaks plain truth with clean, bold typography: "I distrust third parties." The soft, lived in feel from post construction dyeing and the relaxed cut make it an easy grab for long days of focus, conferences, or low key meetups. It sits comfortably through travel, hack nights, and work from anywhere stretches a subtle statement piece that fits into a pragmatic wardrobe without shouting. The matte white text and small