Slow Progress Better Than No Progress Tee Size:XL You collect them in a

You collect them in a jar on your nightstand next to your emotional baggage and a half-empty bottle of wine

This is the official safety announcement nobody asked for

rendered in a vintage stencil style

don’t hold

Slow Progress Better Than No Progress Tee Size:XL You collect them in aYou are moving. It does not matter that you are moving at the speed of brunch. You are lapping everyone on the couch. The Details: Multicolor illustration of a yellow snail with a pink spiral shell perched on green leaves above a teal water splash. Bold white block text reads "Slow Progress" with pink text below reading "Better Than No Progress." The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex Boyfriend cut (relaxed fit). Material: Super soft 100% Airlume ring spun